1. It’s his Birthday today!

Help us wish our Digital Media Manager and social marketing genius, Eric Foutch, a Happy Birthday today! Click here to follow him on Twitter, or add him on Facebook (if you’re not a creep) and wish him well!

In honor of his birthday, the Red Branch team has compiled a list of things about Eric you probably don’t know, but definitely should… especially if he’s running your social media accounts!

 

2. His life would end if his iPhone died.

This makes sense, since his job requires him to be constantly connected to social media. We understand, but Eric may take it a little too far. His iPhone is basically his life line.

3. He can’t be seen carrying things.

This was probably the last time anyone spotted Eric carrying anything. Well to be more specific, he can’t be seen carrying FOOD. Eric has the unique fear of being caught carrying food, even if it’s coming out of the grocery store.

Which leads us to why…

 

4. He prefers to eat standing up.

Is anyone else sensing a pattern? Or is it just me? It’s no coincidence I can’t find a picture of Eric eating ANYTHING. It’s another one of his fears; being photographed while eating.

5. He is an extreme hypochondriac.

He’s actually the worst. Every day, he has something new that is possibly wrong with him. It’s actually quite hilarious to the Red Branch team, and everyone can’t wait to hear what Eric has come up with next!

6. He has an obsession with blue plaid shirts.

and any apparel from his favorite lake vacay spot… Okoboji!

 

 

 

 

7. He can’t (for the life of him) do any accents.

But he can imitate and insult you like nobody’s business. This isn’t a bad thing, because he isn’t being mean. He’s just telling you exactly how you are.

Eric pretty much calls it as it is, which is probably why…

8. He gets fired at least 43 times a day.

Maren fires Eric more than anyone. Probably because…

 

 

 

 

 

9. He is the OG Red Brancher!

Yes, that’s right! Eric is the original gangster of Red Branch Media. So he basically gets away with everything, but he also has all of the pressure on his shoulders to set a good example for the rest of the branchers.

And he does a great job, probably because…

 

 

10. He is the best big brother in the world.

Here’s Eric and his little sister Megan, whom he adores! They are the best of friends, and Eric is always so proud to tell us all about her!

 

 

We all wish we had a big brother like Eric! Thankfully, here at Red Branch we pretty much do, because he’s like a big brother to all of us.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!

Love, Red Branch Media